- some people: i stayed up late studying for this giant test and writing this huge essay
- other people: i stayed up late partying
- me: i stayed up late reading fanfiction
- tumblr: 1 note
- me: omg
- tumblr: you posted this
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
when the comments are funnier than the photo itself.
- me: hey I just met you and-
- me: why are you walking away
(via paigeeeeyovkoff)
NUMBER ONE RULE OF TUMBLR. ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR
You, sir, are amazing.
ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR, ALWAYS
(via paigeeeeyovkoff)
(via paigeeeeyovkoff)
must do
I’m constantly playing this game but I don’t think anyone else knows about it
Guys I want to play this game.
(Source: halliebadger, via tinsel-and-tapshoes)






